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WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME, LUCIUS MALFOY???

The McSadfaces were some of the happiest members of Wizarding Society. Their family was known for their cheerfulness and joy. But all that changed when the happiest of the McSadfaces met Lucius Malfoy. And realized he could never have him. Since then, his face has been a permanent frown. Even when he smiles, it's tinged with melancholy and utter despair.

So blinded by his unrequited love was he that he let the entire family line die out and never took a wife or produced an heir himself out of hopeless hope that one day, Lucius would come to love him.

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I am in this picture.

Step one of my plan: sneak into photos of the family.

Step one is complete.

(via mrsnarcissamalfoy-to-you)

doratonkslupin:

downermcsadface:

doratonkslupin:

downermcsadface:

doratonkslupin:

I know the feeling, you just have to keep going, one day, he’ll come around.

You know, I’m related to him… Well, sort of.

You are related to him?! Can you tell him that I miss him? Ask him if he remembers me? TELL HIM THAT I AM COMING TO SAVE HIM AND THAT I LOVE HIM!

Wow, relax, mate! I don’t really speak to him, I just am, you know… related to him, not that I have any contacts with him or something.

…Oh I see, so you are just waving your relation to him in my face.  >:C

Relation? I just thought you would want to know. And well, I don’t think you want to be related to him, not by blood at least. …Or do you? Because well, if you love him, like you say you do, then I don’t think you’d want.

…TAKE YOUR LOGIC ELSEWHERE YOU RAINBOW-HAIRED CHANGERUP CHILD!

(via lupintwins)

doratonkslupin:

downermcsadface:

doratonkslupin:

I know the feeling, you just have to keep going, one day, he’ll come around.

You know, I’m related to him… Well, sort of.

You are related to him?! Can you tell him that I miss him? Ask him if he remembers me? TELL HIM THAT I AM COMING TO SAVE HIM AND THAT I LOVE HIM!

Wow, relax, mate! I don’t really speak to him, I just am, you know… related to him, not that I have any contacts with him or something.

…Oh I see, so you are just waving your relation to him in my face.  >:C

(via lupintwins)

doratonkslupin:

downermcsadface:

doratonkslupin:

downermcsadface:

siriuslysmiling:

downermcsadface:

doratonkslupin started following you

Thank you for following me but you are not Lucius Malfoy.

Stop making me want to recruit a Lucius.

Perhaps you should!

If I knew where he was, it would make it much easier to rescue him from that wife of his.

Looks like Mr. McSadface always find a way to gets what he wants.

Years of unrequited love, devotion, and agony have fueled me and my determination is strong.  >:C

I know the feeling, you just have to keep going, one day, he’ll come around.

You know, I’m related to him… Well, sort of.

You are related to him?! Can you tell him that I miss him? Ask him if he remembers me? TELL HIM THAT I AM COMING TO SAVE HIM AND THAT I LOVE HIM!

(via lupintwins)

doratonkslupin:

downermcsadface:

siriuslysmiling:

downermcsadface:

doratonkslupin started following you

Thank you for following me but you are not Lucius Malfoy.

Stop making me want to recruit a Lucius.

Perhaps you should!

If I knew where he was, it would make it much easier to rescue him from that wife of his.

Looks like Mr. McSadface always find a way to gets what he wants.

Years of unrequited love, devotion, and agony have fueled me and my determination is strong.  >:C

(via lupintwins)

Wanted: Lucius Malfoy 

siriuslysmiling:

Lucius Malfoy ϟ Occupation: Does anyone even know? ϟ FC: Jason Isaacs ϟ

• Husband to Narcissa
• Father to Draco
• Object of McSadfaces unrequited love.
• Reformed Death Eater
• Still a pompous arrogant prat.

Apply here!

For other canons available

*hopelessly trying to reach through screen.*

siriuslysmiling:

downermcsadface:

doratonkslupin started following you

Thank you for following me but you are not Lucius Malfoy.

Stop making me want to recruit a Lucius.

Perhaps you should!

If I knew where he was, it would make it much easier to rescue him from that wife of his.

doratonkslupin started following you

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asklilyflower:

downermcsadface:

asklilyflower:

downermcsadface:

Because I have never known, and will never know love, small red-haired child.

It’s Valentine’s day! Go up to the one you love and surprise them!

I suppose I could… But his ungrateful and undeserving wife would not be too pleased to see me, I am thinking….

Well, visit him when he’s alone! He’ll love you if you show him your love.

You have a point, small child.  Perhaps this will uncharacteristically work out in my favor. To the terrible magic of relentless Cupid and his painful day of woe, sorrow, and candy company joy!

(via amyandtheponds)